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Methonites

A street walker or walkers who may live in a camp with no electricity and build random items with zero purpose. Existing solely on shadow hopes and dreams and believing they serve a higher purpose.

With the addition of alcohol, they become Drunken Methonites.
Bro...is that a camp of methonites?

Ya man. Pretty sure they are drunken too.
Methonites by THIS GUY REALLY? April 13, 2026
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methanite 

A person who shows physical and behavioral signs of being addicted to crystal meth.
Did you see that methanite's rotten teeth?
methanite by HPD April 3, 2007

methmites 

A methmite is sum1 who attaches itself to a meth dealer cause their unable to hold a job or afford their own habit
That dealer always has a group of methmites following him around they need to get a job
methmites by Onna Gaskin February 5, 2019

Methanite 

(N.) An amish or mennonite person who is hooked on meth.
The methanite got their buggy impouded after their last dui.
Methanite by melj7505 September 24, 2019

Methanite 

I hope i can someday become a methanite
Methanite by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019

Methories 

Memories of experiences with methamphetamine
They were reminiscing their methories from their youth.
Methories by Okbooknerd February 23, 2022

MethMites 

MethMites is the feeling of being itchy all over like bugs coming out of your skin and constantly picking at your face because the person thinks there's something there when there's not. This is all due to smoking way to much meth.
The homie was scratching and picking his face for hours and we ended up missing the party because he stated he had MethMites.
MethMites by CeeBaybeeh August 26, 2025
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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