metteya 

Metteya is a unique person with defined facial features and crazy good music taste. Most certainly not a shrimpy penis.

Person 1: “Woah! Who’s that guy? He smells nice”
Person 2: “Oh that’s just Metteya, don’t bother, he’s the most loyal guy out there”

metteya by Fatmarkbark February 2, 2024

Metteya 

A handsome man with the clearest eyes on earth, he loves music and is definitely one of a kind. He’s packing and has an awesome personality.

Person 1: Hey look! Its Metteya

Person 2: Woah im getting lost in his eyes
Person 1: don’t bother, he’s extremely loyal

Metteya by Fatmarkbark March 15, 2024

Matteya 

Matteya is a unique woman. She is kind and fair, she loves unconditionally, and her intelligence is often unmatched. Her mind and heart are just as beautiful as she is externally. Often her willingness to love gets mistaken for weakness, but in reality her strength is in the way she loves and shares her thoughts fearlessly and often. Matteya is the kind of woman, that if she allows you to truly know her you will never be able forget her. She is admirable.

David: who’s Matteya?
Tom: Matteya can be explained with words, she’s a 12/10.

Matteya by Itsjerry March 18, 2021

mettemarie

The mastermind behind every attempt at world domination. Her cold stare, attentive eyes will make you weak in the knees. But Mettemarie can also be the answer to your prayers; she'll turn the day upside down.

"Have you heard about Mettemarie?" "No. Lucky for you."

mettemarie by Moodychokolateee March 17, 2022

Matteya 

Matteya is a fucking idiot, she is kinda dumb and often unintelligent.
This does not apply to all Matteyas, the very few there are, some are kinda cool.

Collin: "What is your name?"
Matteya: "Matteya"
Collin: runs away

Matteya by ImMatteya June 11, 2020