Mewten

An extremely sheltered and insecure girl with parents that follow her everywhere.
She is VERY obsessive over hot anime/video game characters like Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Zabuza from Naruto even though they don't really exist.. OR SO YOU THINK >_>
Also known for her large collection of Pokémon plush toys.

*snuggles with a chibi Zabuza plushie* :<

by I am not Mewten June 1, 2004

Mewten

A beautiful, female cosplayer with an obsession towards Naruto, Pokémon and Final Fantasy XI. A fun person to be around with and talk to, all in all.

"Oh boy, cosplay!"

by Myuutsuu May 31, 2004

mertender

Someone who takes care of a mermaid, woman with a tail.

That mermaid we hired had such a caring mertender.

by MertenderMatthew July 13, 2017

Mewtine

Someone who tends to be pretentious, cocky, or just Rude out of the thought when they are nice they will suffer immediate bad luck from it.

Guy 1: Look at this loser wearing Polka dots, Glad I don't dress as gay

Guy 2: ...You are such a mewtine

by Mewnition November 6, 2018

MowtenDoo

Known for making youtube videos about his god, Terry Crews. He believes Terry Crews is the pinnacle of life itself. He also believes that smoking weed everyday is essential to life.

person 1: "asked person 2 if he/she had ever seen a MowtenDoo video"
person 2: yells "Poweeeeeeeeeeeer! Thats right."

by lensflare December 7, 2016

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)

i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.

by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016

meltenstein

When a guy is always around his girlfriend all of the time, we refer to him as meltenstein.

GOD YOU'RE SUCH A MELTENSTEIN

by buttmonkeycockell July 29, 2011