Methuirbation 

The act of pleasuring yourself for an infinite amount of time or until you are raw and chaffing due to the friction caused by going at it with your hand for an unusually long time due to the fact your are twakkedd out on Mexican cartel level liquid meth.

"Bro, my dick hurts from my last Methuirbation session; do you know by doing meth you can increase your stamina by 16-20 hours!"

Methuirbation by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023

Mathurbation 

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

Mathurbation by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

Mathurbation 

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.

Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation

Mathurbation by beingmathur March 11, 2017

Mathurbation 

The art of substituting actually interesting content with complex-sounding but actually superficial math. Might bring some degre of arousal for the one performing it and some inexperienced and simple-minded spectators

Sannilkov's entire research has absolutely no contribution to science, it is just mathurbation

Mathurbation by EJMRagent October 7, 2015

Mathurbation 

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

Mathurbation by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

mathurbation 

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!

Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('

mathurbation by theyellowasian November 22, 2011

Mathurbation 

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

Mathurbation by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022