The act of pleasuring yourself for an infinite amount of time or until you are raw and chaffing due to the friction caused by going at it with your hand for an unusually long time due to the fact your are twakkedd out on Mexican cartel level liquid meth.
"Bro, my dick hurts from my last Methuirbation session; do you know by doing meth you can increase your stamina by 16-20 hours!"
by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023
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by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009
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The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.
Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
by beingmathur March 11, 2017
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by EJMRagent October 7, 2015
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by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008
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Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('
by theyellowasian November 22, 2011
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