Definitions by AlexxAddikkttedd
Methheadists
The former Catholic school girl honor students who now make money on onlyfans or Cherry Ave, that say they practice Wicca or Buddhism but really only practice methodology; an American system of smoking methamphetamine and keeping the white class trailer trash low and too spun to do anything but masturbate, pretend to clean by moving trash and miscellaneous items back and forth across their apartments, and texting paragraphs of nonsense to their non-methheadist friends who will have to block them after 12 hours of messages because they have burned their bridges just as black as the most inside the bubble that brightens and bursts their souls.
Methheadists by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023
Methuirbation
The act of pleasuring yourself for an infinite amount of time or until you are raw and chaffing due to the friction caused by going at it with your hand for an unusually long time due to the fact your are twakkedd out on Mexican cartel level liquid meth.
"Bro, my dick hurts from my last Methuirbation session; do you know by doing meth you can increase your stamina by 16-20 hours!"
Methuirbation by AlexxAddikkttedd December 28, 2023