2 definitions by theyellowasian

The results of rapidly pressing buttons on your calculator!
Bob - 'Hahah look, I'm playing with my calculator'
Bill- 'Wow, pressing buttons on it? Mathurbation!'
Bob - 'But it's so fun! :('
by theyellowasian June 5, 2011
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Where people with no lives go to communicate with other people with no lives. Or where 40 year old stalker virgins go to get little girls and boys!
-Taking place in one of those chatrooms-

Little boy - 'Hey Billy, I have a question! How old are you? I am 12'

Stalker "Billy" - 'Oh, what a coincidence! I am 12, too! Let's meet at my small basement today at nine at cometomyhouse ave. , stalker, CA.'

Guess what? The kid got raped!
by theyellowasian June 5, 2011
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