Methadog

A dog owned by a methadone patient. Said dog shits all over the clinic lawn at least once a week.

Methadog shit on the porch again.

by Shrimpin Aint EZ March 2, 2022

Methadone Boogie

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.

Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie

by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

methadozing

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.

Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018

Methadone

methadone is used to treat pain and help heroine addicts stay clean and not suffer from withdrawal.

Robert went to the methadone clinic to get his dose.

by rjwooten January 2, 2018

Methadonia

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)

The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!

by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006

methadone

a potent opioid based narcotic used to treat moderate to severe pain;not to be injected,however,used to treat people who are withdrawing from other narcotics(Heroin,Dilaudid,Percocet ect...)

Stans doctor prescribed him Methadone when all other options had failed to control his Pain.

Martha checked into the Methasdone clinic to wean herself off of Heroin.

by brimoose09 October 16, 2005

Methadone Baby

A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.

It wasn't a contest, but no one would admit to dropping the methadone baby at rehab.

by twidgetfitch August 5, 2008