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Methadoner 

Methodoner is a religious movement practiced by former and current drug addicts during groups and other therapy sessions. It is evidenced by regular nodding during normal day light hours and a seemingly inability to stay awake for any prolonged period of time.
Did you see Bob nodding in group today? He is a devout methadoner.
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Methadone Boogie 

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.
Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie
Methadone Boogie by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011
methadone is used to treat pain and help heroine addicts stay clean and not suffer from withdrawal.
Robert went to the methadone clinic to get his dose.
Methadone by rjwooten January 2, 2018

Methadonia 

The state of mind the drug Methadone puts you in. Methadonia is a replacement to the high that heroin or a fist full of pain killers will give you. The methadonia "high" is goverment controlled and each user documented and monitored. Methadone can be a cure or it can be a crutch depending on how the user wants to take advantage of it. Their are big differences in each patient of these programs. (The writer of this is a user or "patient" whatever you want to call me)
The orange or clear liquid i ingest every morning! Methadone takes me to the land of methadonia!
Methadonia by Stephen Kantan February 6, 2006
a potent opioid based narcotic used to treat moderate to severe pain;not to be injected,however,used to treat people who are withdrawing from other narcotics(Heroin,Dilaudid,Percocet ect...)
Stans doctor prescribed him Methadone when all other options had failed to control his Pain.

Martha checked into the Methasdone clinic to wean herself off of Heroin.
methadone by brimoose09 October 16, 2005

Methadone Baby 

A turd so big it cannot be flushed. Often the size of a meatloaf, it can be attributed to the use or abuse of opiates.
It wasn't a contest, but no one would admit to dropping the methadone baby at rehab.
Methadone Baby by twidgetfitch August 5, 2008
A synthetic opiate intended to replace opiate based prescriptions or street drugs, so that an individual can be slowly weaned off and avoid withdrawal symptoms.
Often used as a fix between fixes. Its not uncommon for an addict to be on methadone and still using they're drug of choice.
The doctor put me on methadone because I'm having trouble getting of my meds for my back.

I don't have any cash until my pogey comes in, so I'm going to go get my methadone drink.
methadone by -30- May 16, 2005
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