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Metabeing 

(ie. matrix being).

A being so technologically advanced that they scientifically became concious holograms / simulations living in their own matrix (metaverse / simulated dimension powered by the stars or a super-computer) and control the laws of nature.
'In the Kardashev Scale Theory, the gods are type 5 + metabeings who used their metatechnology to hack into mortals' minds, in order to appear to them, beyond humanity's current capacity to comprehend.

The mortals didn't understand how the gods' state of being was scientifically possible, so confused them as ghosts, but really they were just divine holograms.'

(Please read my definition of metatechnology for more information).
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metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.
Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.
metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.
"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."
metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

Metalling 

" It's time for metalling!"
Metalling by The Asphyxiate June 29, 2006
The act of listening to, or playing metal music.
Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!
Metaling by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

megabling 

More money than you probably have.
Satellite internet costs megabling.
megabling by Jazzykins March 10, 2003

Metafeine 

A person reacting or displaying super human like abilities after doing drugs,usually consuming crack or K2.
"Babe,look there's a metafeine"
"I feel like a metafeine after taking this Zoloft."
Metafeine by Ari Backus July 28, 2021