Metabeing

(ie. matrix being).

A being so technologically advanced that they scientifically became concious holograms / simulations living in their own matrix (metaverse / simulated dimension powered by the stars or a super-computer) and control the laws of nature.

'In the Kardashev Scale Theory, the gods are type 5 + metabeings who used their metatechnology to hack into mortals' minds, in order to appear to them, beyond humanity's current capacity to comprehend.

The mortals didn't understand how the gods' state of being was scientifically possible, so confused them as ghosts, but really they were just divine holograms.'

(Please read my definition of metatechnology for more information).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis March 17, 2023

metalingus

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

by Brint October 29, 2005

Metalling

The act of creating Heavy metal music

" It's time for metalling!"

by The Asphyxiate June 29, 2006

Metaling

The act of listening to, or playing metal music.

Person 1: Hey bro you coming to metal with us?

Person 2: You guys are Metaling? Of course ill come!

by THE Metaler July 31, 2010

megabling

More money than you probably have.

Satellite internet costs megabling.

by Jazzykins March 10, 2003

Metafeine

A person reacting or displaying super human like abilities after doing drugs,usually consuming crack or K2.

"Babe,look there's a metafeine"
"I feel like a metafeine after taking this Zoloft."

by Ari Backus July 28, 2021