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Messcapade 

An escapade that turns into a "hot mess."

An adventure involving those who are considered to be hot messes.
Coachella was quite the messcapde this year!
Outside Lands is going to be a messcapade!
Messcapade by Msqard November 25, 2011
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mescapades

Adventures and amusing mishaps done or had while under the influence of mescaline
Man those mescapades we had last night after we took those pellets were mad funny

I felt like I was one with the world while we were partaking in those incredibly amusing mescapades last night, such as drawing large graffiti penises all over Taco Bell.
mescapades by Dave Berkowsky April 15, 2008

METHSCAPADES 

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.
Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.
METHSCAPADES by hhillkillz January 19, 2011

manscapade 

Different from mancation that involves travel and more time; a manscapade is a short adventure with your male buddies or a group of guys completing a series of errands together.
Ricardo, Tony, and Brandon went on a lunch hour manscapade. They sold Tony’s Jeep, filled Ricardo’s car with gas, ate lunch at IKEA, got a chocolate shake at McDonald’s, and bought a coffee at Offerdahls’ during their lunch hour.
manscapade by razor 75 September 23, 2013

Meatscapade 

NOUN

1. A form of civil disorder characterized often by what is thought of as an organized group lashing out in a sudden and intense rash of violence against meat authority
A violent Meatscapade triggered by his use of Vietnamese pork and a general disregard for his serfdom resulted in the dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978.

After the successful dethroning of the Sausage King of Chicago in 1978, the people of Buffalo saw it necessary to stage a coup d'état of their own in what would become The Great Buffalo Meatscapade of 1982.
Meatscapade by philasaurus December 20, 2012

Mishcapade 

A seemingly simple plan, quest or task that becomes increasingly difficult, often to the point of absurdity and extreme vexation. A combination of the words "Mission" and "Escapade"
"This project is becoming a mishcapade, since I have gone to 5 stores all over town and no one has what I need."
Mishcapade by snakegirl85 August 22, 2011

mEscalade 

It's a beautiful Cadillac Escalade, that is so damn messy inside, you can't hardly get in. Has fast food wrappers every fucking place. It's a garbage dump with leather and navi.
Man, I love Riding in Rastus' Mescalade, but I can't find a place to put my fucking feet. Dat bitch is gonna have a rat infestation he he does not clean dat bitch out.
mEscalade by Funeral Guy March 26, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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