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METHSCAPADES 

NOUN
1. A carefree episode or adventure while under the influence of methamphetamine- usually wild and exciting, but not necessarily lawful.

2. An adventure lasting all night or maybe days in which one does things as a result of paranoia and sleep deprivation highly questionable and completely irrational to those sober but making complete sense to those under the influence.
Your neighborhood diggling methscapades are going to get us arrested. Hurry up and put their bike, car, and cat back together before they wake up in an hour.

Dude this tweaker bitch just stole my wallet and my identity and now she is a millionaire in Nicaragua and may even be the president, so that means I am actually the president. We gotta stop her before she or actually I take take over the country. I'm so sick of her methscapades. We gotta find her.
METHSCAPADES by hhillkillz January 19, 2011
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mescapades

Adventures and amusing mishaps done or had while under the influence of mescaline
Man those mescapades we had last night after we took those pellets were mad funny

I felt like I was one with the world while we were partaking in those incredibly amusing mescapades last night, such as drawing large graffiti penises all over Taco Bell.
mescapades by Dave Berkowsky April 15, 2008
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Methcapade

The event of being stuck in the car with someone that has just took some type of amphetamine and you have no idea that part before you get in the vehicle and takes you on a supposed short trip that turns into a 12 hour trip to hell and places in between and it ends up definitely not ending up in a good way or close to where you were going to or came from.
I don't ever want to be on another methcapade when I just wanted to go to the dollar store.
Methcapade by Sassglass76 June 1, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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