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mescaline
A psychoactive alkaloid that occurs naturally in peyote and other species of cacti. Chemically "3,4,5-trimethoxy-phenethylamine ". A psychedelic drug. Many people compare it to LSD and psilocybin (shrooms) but it is a unique drug, with effects that are similar, but not identical to the aforementioned substances---
---In short, effects are open and closed eye visuals, a euphoria similar to the high of MDMA but less intense and more pensive and analytical, a pleasant body buzz, increased energy, color enhancement, VERY heightened sense of humor (like smoking alot of strong sativa weed), and a sense of peace and unity with nature---
---Usually found in one of 3 varieties---
1) Extracted mescaline--- Looks like pale greenish-gold powder. Produced from cacti. Effects differ from pure mescaline due to presence of other alkaloids which alter the trip. Obtained from trustafarians, neo-hippies/psychonauts, and some rainbow family/legit hippies.
2)Poorly-synthesized mescaline--- Usually yellow or orange crystals. Trip can range from good to bad to just plain weird. Impurities from manufacture affect the trip. Obtained from connected hippies.
3) Properly-synthesized mescaline. The GOOD stuff. Purified mescaline in salt form. Snow-white needles, weird taste. AWESOME trip, probably my favorite out of the traditional four psychedelics (LSD,psilo,DMT, mescaline).
Obtained from Euro chemists. Hard to get and pricey but worth it.
---In short, effects are open and closed eye visuals, a euphoria similar to the high of MDMA but less intense and more pensive and analytical, a pleasant body buzz, increased energy, color enhancement, VERY heightened sense of humor (like smoking alot of strong sativa weed), and a sense of peace and unity with nature---
---Usually found in one of 3 varieties---
1) Extracted mescaline--- Looks like pale greenish-gold powder. Produced from cacti. Effects differ from pure mescaline due to presence of other alkaloids which alter the trip. Obtained from trustafarians, neo-hippies/psychonauts, and some rainbow family/legit hippies.
2)Poorly-synthesized mescaline--- Usually yellow or orange crystals. Trip can range from good to bad to just plain weird. Impurities from manufacture affect the trip. Obtained from connected hippies.
3) Properly-synthesized mescaline. The GOOD stuff. Purified mescaline in salt form. Snow-white needles, weird taste. AWESOME trip, probably my favorite out of the traditional four psychedelics (LSD,psilo,DMT, mescaline).
Obtained from Euro chemists. Hard to get and pricey but worth it.
Mescaline, the breakfast of champions.
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mescaline
A psychedelic of the phenethylamine family which occurs naturally in certain cactuses. Contrary to popular belief it is very seldom found in pure chemical form due to the production difficulties and costs. In the hands of the open-minded and intelligent people it can be a great instrument for the exploration of the psyche.
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Methaline Carbon Finoxide by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018
mescaline milkshake
Mescaline added into a milkshake, unsure of how many parts mescaline to milkshake. However it's much easier to consume if you have a weak gag reflex, and it will hit you just as fast and the same duration.
"Dude I just saw an ad for Jack in The Box milkshakes! We should totally go and buy some and make some yummy mescaline milkshakes!"
mescaline milkshake by pyropheliacdreamer February 19, 2010
mescaline laugh
mescaline laugh by blazev1c January 11, 2009
mescaline
An alkaloid drug, C11H17NO3, obtained from mescal buttons, which produces hallucinations. Also called peyote.
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