mertna

Mertna is one of millions playing, creating and exploring the endless possibilities of ROBLOX. she/he claim to be a "cold' wizard. its gender is unknown to most of the people on ROBLOX, but most of them think Mertna is most likely a Male.
Also Mertna is one of the Admins on the game BYM (Build Your Own Mech) he is a nice person most of the time. and many info shows that he is actually in Love with the Player by the name of "LushPopCornchicken" (Lush is a blexican man. AKA Lush the pedo)

mertna wants some ice cube.
mertna is a nerd
Lush is in love with Mertna

by MushyNoose April 11, 2018

Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit

by mertonfan December 30, 2010

Merton

A state of sadness or general unhappiness.

Becky's boyfriend Darnell and now she is merton for certain.

by Sweet Sarie November 24, 2018

merton

An extremely powerful, yet underrated black magic spell that damages enemies as well as the magic casters and their accompanying party members. The spell typically is an explosive non-elemental "meltdown" derived from fire, wind, and dark elements. Casting Merton is quite a useful way to eliminate enemies quickly provided you cast "Reraise" or "Autolife" on your characters to resurrect them after the explosion. Merton spells typically let off a "screeching" roar as they destroy everything in their path.

Merton is featured in several "Final Fantasy" games, namely Final Fantasy VI and Final Fantasy VIII. It is also featured in other RPGs such as "Rudra no Hihou." Final Fantasy is a trademark of the Square-Enix Company, a popular manufacturer of video games.

by FF9399 August 26, 2005

Harris Academy Merton

This is most definitely the shittest, wettest and neakiest school in South. The school is full of pakis that just focus on education and every single person that is in this school is wet. They think they are elite because Ramz went to there school. I left from the livest school in south to arrive to the shittest sixth form in south. I am now depressed everyday when I go to school. Someone please save me from this tired school.

Boy: What school dyu go to?
Friend: I go to Harris Academy Merton
Boy: YOURE A NERD U WET GUY HAHAHAHA

by Scuttyyy123 January 15, 2020

metronaut

(noun) one who lives in a rural area, but frequently commutes to and explores the city.

Susie has an awesome ranch, but she's such a metronaut that she never enjoys it.

by Corbypants July 1, 2011

Mortonate

to extract entertainment from the Internet

the party was getting slow, so James decided to Mortonate

by Max Farewell April 14, 2013