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Merota is another word for a white pimp that has limp. Some others describe it as a Jordan Merota, who is a white pimp with a large penis and a limp but uses the large penis sometimes as a walking stick. Some others may never be able to separate a Merota from his hat. Some others also say that he uses the hat to hide his raging boner when in public which is generally caused by womens calfs.
"Dang, did you see that Merota walking down the street in tight leather pants?"
"Yeah, I saw he had a limp too"
"well he cant use his Jordan with his hat because of his raging boner"
Merota by hibub April 29, 2015
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she is a sweet kind hearted soul. she's really pretty and has a AMAZING personality. she's a great friend to hang out with. she's sexy and good looking
I wanna date someone with an amazing personality

It must be merola
merola by Gia Roman October 30, 2017
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Merota • menota • Merita • merola • Mertali • Mertan • Metrotard • marota • meiota • melotard
Mertay is one of the beautiful man in the universe. He helps you for all your problems and are the best lovers in the history.

He has a cute smile.

They are just perfect, dont let a Mertay go.
Mertay's have big dicks.
A: "I want him now."
B: "shut up he's mine, bitch."
C:"oh, no. Mertay is only for me."
mertay by cloe12345 January 5, 2017
Used to describe the most trustworthy beautiful man in the world. Stands for goldnes,Hope, understanding, responsebility and fun. In a world full of liers and traitors this kind of person ist admireable and rare.
So girls: find yourselves a Mertan and marry him, make some children and enjoy life
Mertan by Unknownuser27 December 30, 2016
Merita is a girl with gorgeous hair and a laugh, so comtagious, that everyone around her has to join laughing with her. Her brown eyes are the most sincere eyes you will ever look at. She gives the best advice, the best hugs and kisses and is always by your side.

Merita is very smart, helps people selflessly and pours endless love to everyone‘s live around her. She loves grey‘s anatomy and spongebob.

If someone loses her as a friend oder girlfriend - it‘s save to say that they‘ve lost the best human they could ever have by their side. She loves her family, her friends and partner with such a strong energy and passion and will never let them down.
I can‘t believe Merita is my bestfriend.
Merita is seriously the best person I know.
I‘d love to have silky skin like Merita.
Merita by Edöner November 22, 2021

Metrotard 

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.
I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
Metrotard by oz April 9, 2005
amazing, unique, big boobs, likes to act ghetto when high, kinky, sexy as hell!
Merita is so unique with her amazing self.
Merita by brittanyl October 5, 2008
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