Mermi

Slang for a very beautiful girl, someone having calmness of that of a mermaid sitting on a rock in a turbulent sea and smiling. Also used for a girl who is vulnerable and innocent as dove

She is a beautiful girl, a Mermi.

by Akky August 25, 2013

Mermi

Mermi is the most superior business in the universe. They have diversity in thumb size and big cocks. The three owners are Maciej Kawecki, Javi Marciano, and Ermin Sabovic. They have accumulated more than $702 novemtrigintillion in earnings. If you are in the presence of the founders of Mermi, be honored, they are basically gods. They all have unlimited power and they all live in the galaxy of Zorkag in the 4th Dimension.

I wish I could work for Mermi.

by ZippyLord December 9, 2021

the merciless sun god

The merciless sun god who stares down upon civilians with his ambivalent and yet analyzing gaze. Just as humans act around apes so does the sun god act around mortals. His expressionless features convey a great understanding that our mortal minds cannot even hope to understand. It is said that if you gaze into the yawning abyss that is his eyes for long enough you may just return with an inkling if his vast knowledge and power. Is his presence a gift or some sort of weird lay line connection to an alternative universe?

Friend 1- “oh I’m Christian, what religion are you”.
Me-“I follow the path of the Merciless Sun God”

by Cringemeat123 October 14, 2019

merdick

1. merman's dick
2. dick of a merman

"suck my merdick bitch" - said the merman to the hoes by the pool

by the grainmaker March 15, 2008

The Marmion Challenge

The marmion challenge is when students, particularly young men refrain from self-abuse, or "masterbation" for the 40 days of lent, and if they fail they simply say, "I'm out."

Guy 1:"Hahah, are you doin the marmion challenge?"
Guy 2:"yea, 3 days in and goin strong."
Guy 3:"I'm out..."

by hyfr12 May 16, 2012

Memily

A "Memily" is someone (more or so, AN ALIEN) who always complains about every fucking thing and cries over dumb shit all the time. A Memily is also someone who tries so hard to be popular but becomes a fucking pussy whenever she talks to a whole fucking classroom, she also starts insulting people for no fucking reason because someone tells her that she is STRAIGHT and not Bisexual. Memily also loves to fuck mushroom heads and gay asians, for some reason, she intends to talk alotta boy shit despite always saying how she is bi, she never spoke about a fucking girl. She only has 2 comebacks "UgH yOu’Re So rUdE" and "I hOpE nO oNe BeCoMeS yOuR fRiEnD". Shes always very hypocritical, she would always butt into people’s conversations and when people confront her about it she would say "iTs LiFe I cAn tAlK tO wHoEvER I wAnT!" And when YOU butt into her lame shit she would say "UgH! RUUUUDDDEEE!!!". A Memily also likes to fake mental illnesses for attention.

No one:

Memily: UGH! YoU’Re sO rUdE!

by Hokage69 November 15, 2019

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

by D. Hine October 13, 2003