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A magical mermaid who is a mom and a milf to many. Hence Mermilf.
Damn look at that hot and sexy mermilf!

Mermaid < Mermilf

Her hair is so colorful, she looks like a rainbow milf who is a mermaid! And she’s a mom too?! She makes a perfect mermilf!

Damn look at that mermilf…

You wish your mom looked like mine. Not just a milf, but a mermilf!
Mermilf by The "it-girl" May 2, 2022
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A hot mom who looks like a mermaid with mid- length to long and colorful hair, and usually appears a lot younger than her actual age.

Although anyone can self proclaim themselves as such, a true Mermilf (and Mermaid) falls under the zodiac sign “Pisces” because of their fish symbol and water element. (Again, everyone is welcomed)

She may appear mysterious, but is very loving, dreamy, has an amazing vibe, funny, loves to explore and is a badass at the same time. Highly sexual, emotional, a healer and a major empath who is down for just about anything. She is a mama bear and fierce when it comes her kid(s)

She loves dressing up as an egirl/alt/goth or in bright and colorful sun dresses and sportswear. You can even find her “mermaiding” (yup it’s an actual thing and there are even mermaid beauty pageants that exists! -only true mermaid/mermilfs discovered this on their own, not told by someone else or read here, sorry lol) She can dress elegant or Victorian if she wanted to. She’s a tomboy and loves all kinds of food, machinery, sports, and gaming.

In conclusion, mermilfs have more fun :)
😮 Dude his mom is thiiiccc…
😉 It’s cuz she’s a mermaid bruh.

😮 Yeah, she’s a beautiful mermaid and a hot looking mom who looks so young too! Thought they were siblings or just an old friend or something.. Wish my mom looked like her!
😉 yeah, she’s a sexy mermilf, alright!

😃 “I’m a Mermilf”

🤐 (b**** no you’re not, you look old, and basic, and you’re so boring too) oh ok, sure 😅😬
Mermilf by The "it-girl" May 4, 2022
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when a person behaves immature.

mermilade is like sloppy or annoying.
look at dat chick shes being a mermilade.

stop actin so mermilade.
mermilade by EL black monkey April 28, 2010
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