Mermei

A cute nickname, typically used for someone who’s name ends in “ermie”
Also used in Playboi Cartis song 2024

Hey Mermei!

“Imma keep killin these hoes, im fuckin on Mermei” - Playboi Carti

by JSNT December 16, 2023

Memeism

The practice of worshiping a meme, a group of memes or the god of memes.

What religion do you follow?
Memeism.
Get a life man.

by CXDE May 9, 2016

bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Mermaid

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.

Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.

by EKimLipse September 16, 2023

Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..

by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010

memeitis

A rare condition where one must inhale memes. Memes such as "21" and "doge" are the best for the unlucky people with this condition. The best inhalation method is by screaming memes into a barrel, bottle or anything that can be sealed and breathing them through a straw. Other symptoms are, Vietnam flashbacks, Harambe images appearing all over the body and only being to read Comic Sans.

Ah, yes, all of the symptoms resembles that of memeitis'. I am so sorry.

by PinkPandaPussyPopper69 April 3, 2017

Mermaid Puss

If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.

Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!

by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018