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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

Merchants Guild 

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.
A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.
Merchants Guild by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021
An american white boy with a latín or mexican surname.
That Mericaño is such a poser, I can't believe he actually wears that Abercrombie and Fitch poncho.
Mericaño by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

Merchants Guild 

The undeterredcultists, following the lectures of the deity called "SsethTzeentach". It will grow by time and ruin the world economy by donating every bit of money to their divine lord.
A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants guild...
Merchants Guild by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021

Mericano 

We must all look out for one another because at the end of the day we are all Mericano's
Mericano by $afetyLife$tyle August 13, 2017

mericans 

how our incompetant president pronounces the name of the citizens of America. Possibly due to his stupidity and his southern backround (but more stupidity.)
"My fellow mericans, tonight we face a crisis against terrorism..."
mericans by bush-haha yea right November 22, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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