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'Mericano 

A massively large cafe Americano coffee drink. A bastardization of redneck "Bigger is better" George W. Bush patriotism ('Merica) and the coffee drink made popular in WWII Europe by American soldiers who would water-down their espresso drinks.
(Person in line at Starbucks): I'll take a short cafe Americano, please.

(Large Redneck walks up, slaps patron): This is 'Merica! We don't do nothin' short! Get this man/woman a 'Mericano!
'Mericano by Neek2872 February 28, 2013
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An american white boy with a latín or mexican surname.
That Mericaño is such a poser, I can't believe he actually wears that Abercrombie and Fitch poncho.
Mericaño by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

Mericano 

We must all look out for one another because at the end of the day we are all Mericano's
Mericano by $afetyLife$tyle August 13, 2017

cringe-'merican 

When an American does non-American things so badly, it's non-comprehendible.
Lexis: Oh my god, Britney, I went to Switzerland and they, like, didn't even have any Swiss cheese.

Britney: You're, like, so cringe-'merican, oh my god.

Faux-merican 

adj. or n. Faux-merican is an individual who claims to love freedom, but in fact knows very little about freedom. The average faux-merican will tell others what to do, what's right and what's wrong, and encourage or force others not to do things he/she deems as "wrong". They are usually conservative, but can come from any political background. They are the people who bash the French for no reason. They are the folks who watch Foxnews and think Rush Limbaugh is a swell guy with a little problem. They're the people who spat on troops coming back from Vietnam. They are ignorant, undereducated, but have opinions on anything and everything which are usually wrong. They are the folks who chastise you for speaking out against the war in Iraq.
In short, they are the people who give America a bad name. They are closet fascists who think that freedom means doing everything the bible / cnn / Rush Limbaugh / Bill Clinton / or whoever / whatever says. They're the ones who make you cringe and wish you were Canadian when they open their mouths.
"Even though gay marriage doesn't affect me in the slightest, I think it should be banned by a constitutional amendment. Gay people don't deserve freedoms or rights."
"Dude, stop being such a faux-merican."
Faux-merican by Alexander July 23, 2004
larger-than-life patriot, usually Texan or ex-military
"Ah'm 'merican an' proud of it."--Dubya, while at the ranch
merican by scarlett November 23, 2003
A word which means "American", but doesnt require you to put your burger and fries down to use the shift button in order to create a capital letter for the "A".

Many "Americans", use the word merican, when filling in forms as it saves valuable time and energy which could be more purposly used eating or drinking.
" we are mericans and we are proud "

" god bless merica and its mericans "
merican by Steven Wolf November 23, 2003