Mercology

Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.

Believers call themselves Mercologist

Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."

Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"

Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"

Mercology by SenPieper May 13, 2022

Memeology 

The study of memes

Focused Studies: Creating memes; Rage Comic studies; General studies; History; etc.

Me: I've really been into memes lately. I like to consider memeology as a hobby of mine.

Friend: Get a life...

Memeology by Ninja Chinchilla November 16, 2011

Reverse Macology 

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

Reverse Macology by EazyEli February 24, 2017

Memeology 

The study of memes or internet trends

I have a Ph.D in memeology

Memeology by Biggest_D_of_them_all May 3, 2018

Memology

The emerging science of studying internet memes.

- So, I heard you're a memologist now? How's that working out for you?

- Meh, I basically spend a lot of time on the internet. This whole "What I really do" craze has me working overtime for days now, though.

- That's memology for you.

Memology by Dr. Meme April 23, 2012

Memeology 

Some shit discord server ran by a furry the mods suck the memes are bad the slowmode is to high and people get blacklisted for bull shit

Hey have you joined memeology yet?

Yea I said hi i got death threats I got blaclisted 5 warnings and my discord acount got banned

Memeology by The BotherFucker April 10, 2021

messology 

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology

Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.

messology by todtv October 27, 2011