Merchenary

A band or artist's merch guy or girl who sells their merchandise (shirts, cds, stickers, buttons, etc.) at shows.

"That merchenary is so good. He was able to sell all of Nickelback's merch even though they suck!"

Merchenary by Pissinmerightoff November 18, 2009

armchair mercenary 

an individual, typically male, who incessantly second guesses the outcome of military battles recreated on television. Often addicted to the History Channel, has never served in the armed services, but is an active member of the NRA, an avid gun collector, yet doesn't hunt. Can be somewhat oblivious to spousal interests or needs.

Armchair mercenary: "Bla, bla, bla, then you know honey, if Brigadier General Warren's scouts hadn't found Little Round Top undefended, then Colonel Vincent wouldn't have led his brigade up the hill and set up a picket line. If General Lee's troops had just arrived there, say, just 10 minutes earlier, 20 tops, the Battle of Gettysburg would have been a Confederate victory! The rest would be history! Hey, grab me another beer, would ya?"
Wife: "You are sooo smart, snookums! You're my favorite armchair mercenary! Get your own beer, but just one! Remember? I've got to go, uh..... go and visit my sick friend again."
Armchair mercenary: "Hey, what if the Rebel snipers had had Barrett 50s with match ammo? Where'd I put the remote?

armchair mercenary by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 25, 2009

mercenary 

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

mercenary by AYB February 23, 2003

Mercenaritis 

A disease brought on by over-playing of Mercenaries 2: World in Flames too much. Symptoms include: Hating Venezuelans, having the excessive desire to steal a car, and crash it into a petroleum pump, or the urge to capture mansions. The only cure is 5 hours of Chinese Water Torture followed by 3 pounds of cake

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna drive to that new Venezuelan restaurant?

Guy 2: Nah, I can't, I might kill them. I have Mercenaritis

Mercenaritis by NoahTheSlash February 3, 2010

Mercenary 

A 'mercenary' is a person who takes part in an armed conflict, who is not a national or a party to the conflict and is motivated to take part in the hostilities by the desire for private gain. The term 'mercenary' is also used to describe the army itself.

He hired an army of mercenaries to fight the battle for him, paying them money.
The mercenary only wanted the money for what he had done.

Mercenary by Soulhaiena February 10, 2014

troll mercenary 

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....

....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....

troll mercenary by troll akbar May 13, 2016

Mercenary 

The mercenary is a professional wrrior, who is often hired as a skilled defender or fighter. Mercenaries go out to the highest bidder, and lack any sense of honor, but they are very skilled at fighting, often relying upon their cache of dirty tricks to defeat an opponent. Mercenaries are not very trustworthy, and often will switch alliances in the midst of a battle.

Mercenaries swept across the land, only to be rehired by those once their enemies.

Mercenary by Detranova August 11, 2003