Ments
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Mentsh • Mentstard • Chode-ments • ment • meatshield • meatshake • Meatshot • Meatsabre • meatsickle • meatsicle
Ments
Ments are ridiculous things that people say or do that are likely meme-worthy or necessary to make fun of.
Chode-ments
Chode-ments by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022
He meets assholes everywhere he goes.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
have the meats
A more cultured way of saying that a business (usually a chain) carries products of good quality under the category they specialize in. Taken from fast food chain Arby’s slogan: “we have the meats”. Can also be “had” or “has” depending on sentence being in past, present, or future tense.
“Don’t get me a gift card to Home Depot. Get me one to Lowe’s instead, because Lowe’s has the meats.”
“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”
“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”
“I think we can all agree that Arby’s does NOT have the meats, unless we’re talking about their roast beef.”
“Blockbuster had the meats back in the day. It’s really sad that they closed down.”
have the meats by young cove seasoning June 23, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026