Mensing

When one man is sucking the life out of another man’s dick and right as the man receiving head is ejaculating, the first man bites the tip of the penis off and the second man screams so loud, he screams in tune, as if he’s singing a high g note. the first man proceeds to sautés the tip while singing the old tune, Yankee Doodle.

“dude, bryan was mensing the hell out of his boyfriend last night”

Mensing by assblaster257 March 20, 2019

Meningococcal 

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.

student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal

Meningococcal by jake. lol April 15, 2021

Justin Menning 

A sex god who enjoys threesomes with girls named Ellie and Sophia is Costa Rican bathrooms.

That guy is such a Justin Menning. He fucked those chicks hard.

Justin Menning by Evanclarkdestroyer June 19, 2017

meningitis 

a disease in which there is inflammation of the meninges, caused by viral or bacterial infection.

i got meningitis three years ago

meningitis by Daniyal valizadeh December 6, 2007

messing with 

Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.

"I was just messing with him."

messing with by Consultajf December 14, 2008

messing up 

1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself

2. to not be funny or interesting

"That girl is walking around like she's all that. She is messing up."

messing up by loredaj March 30, 2010

metsing

To continually take a good situation and fuck it up

The New York Mets have good players but they are metsing it.

metsing by unashamed mets fan June 24, 2019