Menlo Park

Menlo Park is a city filled with trees, Mercedes and tech industry multillionaires. It is part of one of the wealthiest areas in the entire world, consisting of neighboring cities like Atherton, Woodside, Hillsborough, Palo Alto and others

Want to buy a house in Menlo Park? Don't bother calling a realtor unless you have at least a million to spend, and don't expect much with only that

Menlo Park by John179 September 27, 2008

Menlo Park

A city to the immediate north of Stanford University and Palo Alto. The city is known for its upscale downtown and the strip along Sand Hill Road that is home to the largest concentration of Venture Capital firms in the world. The people who live in the town tend to have Graduate degrees and most of them can accurately be described as yuppies.

Standford Alumnus One: It is nice running into you, what is new in your life lately?

Standford Alumnus Two: Well, I just landed a job as an associate at an Investment Bank and purchased a home in Menlo Park.

Menlo Park by mplad July 22, 2006

Menlo Park Earthquake 

the sensuos act of inserting the penis in between the a womans breast, then slapping the breasts to the sounds of lionel richie

Whitney:My tits are throbbing
Phillip:Yeah i gave you a Menlo Park Earthquake

Menlo Park Earthquake by Dmoneykilla March 6, 2011

Menlo Park Muff Pie 

Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie

About the size of a city you forget exists

Austin: “You want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?”
Lucas: “What?”
Austin: ...
Lucas: “ You fucking drugga

Menlo Park Muff Pie by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 8, 2020

west menlo park 

the small city bordering redwood city that is known as the "hidden hood" is the hood of west menlo with the drug and murder rates low because of clever hiding the evidence....the slang here is similar to EPA and has one street that stretches about 7 blocks which is the most dangerous, Barey ave. is the most dangerous of all the streets in west menlo.

EX: WEST MENLO PARK "waysup my rogue i finna go up my bitches house u wanna roll with me homie"
EX: "Yo balla im gun king it wit my dawg from uptown tonite...u down"
EX': "AY homie these east rogues just rolled on my boi and stabbed hiim in the side homie,,,,take dem niggaz out due'"
EX: "rogue i be reppin tha west menlo boiii we ride fo the heat nigga"

west menlo park by nikky g 650 October 15, 2009

West Menlo Park 

An unincorporated town in between Menlo Park and Atherton. The main street it touches is Alameda De Las Plugas. There is an elementary school, a few restaraunts, and other buildings with services. It used to be a neighborhood for the working class that worked for the people of Atherton, however nowadays its very expensive like most of silicon valley. Also called West Menlo

"You tryna go to plantation deli in West Menlo Park?"

"They closed down years ago goofy"

"fr? theres nothing to do in West Menlo Park lets just go to Palo Alto or Sharon hills park"

West Menlo Park by alarm-clock January 11, 2023

Wizard of Menlow Park 

A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.

"Hello, this is 911 dispatch."
"Please help me! I have just recieved a Wizard of Menlow Park!"

Wizard of Menlow Park by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009