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Mendulamonmuff 

A vagina lopsided usually extremely hairy. Often one side the hairs grow longer depending on the hemisphere very close to steel wool strangely mesmerising like a large hairy eye that’s just been in an vehicle accident try not to stare!

Also called mufficals and mangled muff or muff’n’puff and billy goats muff.
Martin exclaimed in a high pitched voice

“ shut your legs I don’t like your hair style you filthy muffnpuff” another group of elderly immediately scoffed and ‘mendulamonmuff’ was whispered
Mendulamonmuff by Nastytime74 October 8, 2021
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MENDULLA 

Lil wayne said, "touch, and Ill bust yo Mendulla
MENDULLA by CHRiSSybAbE June 16, 2007

Mendillions

the merge of two words Millions and (Jorge) Mendes, the super dodgy football agent that breaks multi million dollar deals every summer, thus pocketing lots of money in the process.
Guy One: Wow, it seems our team will sell another player for 30 million!
Guy Two: Easy, after Mendes gets his cut the club will only get like half.
Guy One: You're right, another 15 Mendillions business.
Mendillions by phidru October 1, 2018
When one man is erect and he takes another man's softie and wraps it around his hard dong, mimicking the tendril plant.
Yo I was bricked af and the homie wrapped his softie around my dick and gave me a mendril.
Mendril by trey anthony April 22, 2025
When two guys are having doggy style sex and their balls are bouncing off of each other like a pendulum every time the cheeks are smashed
Cody I'm going to ram you so hard from behind that our balls are going to bounce off each others like a mendulum
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026