Mendulamonmuff

A vagina lopsided usually extremely hairy. Often one side the hairs grow longer depending on the hemisphere very close to steel wool strangely mesmerising like a large hairy eye that’s just been in an vehicle accident try not to stare!

Also called mufficals and mangled muff or muff’n’puff and billy goats muff.

Martin exclaimed in a high pitched voice

“ shut your legs I don’t like your hair style you filthy muffnpuff” another group of elderly immediately scoffed and ‘mendulamonmuff’ was whispered

by Nastytime74 October 8, 2021