Mendillions

the merge of two words Millions and (Jorge) Mendes, the super dodgy football agent that breaks multi million dollar deals every summer, thus pocketing lots of money in the process.

Guy One: Wow, it seems our team will sell another player for 30 million!
Guy Two: Easy, after Mendes gets his cut the club will only get like half.
Guy One: You're right, another 15 Mendillions business.

Mendillions by phidru October 1, 2018

Pink Medallions 

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.

1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

Pink Medallions by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

mondillion 

an infinitely large number, that is derived from mondos pool skills,

the number mondillion is transcendental and cannot be understood by mere mortals
only those who hath been blessed with the name mondo can experience such ecstasy

"there is a 1 in mondillion chance you make this shot"

mondillion by mondolover99 June 30, 2022

Meat Medallions

Fat, puffy, swollen pussy lips. A pure meat flaps lover's delicacy.

Roger's girlfriend was so wet and horny. Roger pulled her panties off and exposed her beautiful, glistening Meat Medallions.

Meat Medallions by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

mince medallions 

Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

winnets chum nuts

"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

winnets chum nuts

mince medallions by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 14, 2010

tuna medallions 

A set of balls that stink like rotten fish after banging off some nasty chicks cooter.

he had the worst set of tuna medallions I've ever smelled. He must have been with a bad piece of pussy.

tuna medallions by Battledingus May 17, 2009

Mandillion 

A male prostitute at a gay truck stop.

Gay Johnson's truck stop had the world's largest population of lot lizards until popular culture adopted a new meaning to the word gay. Soon after and until it eventually closed down it was populated primarily by mandillions.

Mandillion by Ifyouaintcav November 19, 2020