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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

Nelson Mandelson 

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.
Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"
Nelson Mandelson by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021

Mendelson 

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating
"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"
Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Pete Mandelson 

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.
Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.
Pete Mandelson by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Mendelson 

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger
My next door neighbor is such a mendelson
Mendelson by Kulig May 3, 2006

Mendelson 

Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh
What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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