Mendelson

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Mendelson

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger

My next door neighbor is such a mendelson

by Kulig May 3, 2006

Mendelson

Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh

What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it

by anti douche bag association May 19, 2009

tom manderson

maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit

Simmy: Hey tom manderson come out tonite
Tommy: Nah man ive had to much spoont this week

by SimmyDawwwwg December 29, 2007

Nelson Mandelson

A state of spirit when you leave a bar all fucked up.

Me:"How are you?"
Friend:"I'm Nelson Mandelson!"

by Mike El Nite December 6, 2021

Pete Mandelson

Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.

Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.

Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.

Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.

DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.

by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010

Mettelson

A very stubborn and small person who likes to wrestle.

The Mettelson just pinned that baby.

by Tangerine 123 January 31, 2010