Mendelson

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

Mendelson

Shaddy characters that lie, cheat, and steal; tend to be greasy individuals; see hood or wigger

My next door neighbor is such a mendelson

by Kulig April 23, 2006

Mendelson

Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh

What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it

by anti douche bag association May 19, 2009