mendelsohn
mendelsohn by Joe January 4, 2003
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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"
Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019
Pete Mandelson
Pete Mandelson (as in Peter Mandelson, heavyweight politician of the UK), refers to MDMA when one is talking about drugs on the telephone.
Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.
Can also be: Pete, Peter, Mandelson.
Drug Dealer: 'Hello'.
Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.
DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.
Buyer: 'EZ geez, was wondering if Pete Mandelson was about, and what color suit is he wearing?'.
DD: 'Yea he is chief, and he's sporting a lovely champagne number'.
Pete Mandelson by dinnum2010 January 4, 2010
Mendelson
My next door neighbor is such a mendelson
Mendelson
Synonym for jerk/asshole/over-all waste of time and sperm
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
irritating laugh
you will have a hard time finding his penis, its in his "girl"friend's purse and its so small she can't even find it
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What a Mendelson thing to do!
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it
That guy is such a Mendelson!
Ew is that mendelson walking by? yes it is, I can smell it
Mendelson by anti douche bag association May 19, 2009
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