Meltzer Melt

The act of melting wax to another man's scrotum, in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Usually occurs in a drunken gay experience, in which one member is incredibly horny looking for a hookup.

Yo man, I need a meltzer melt to satisfy my need for pleasure.

by Francis Poteppa September 19, 2005

Dirty Meltzer

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

Dave Meltzer

An uber mark "wrestling news" reporter who writes the Wrestling Observer, and dishes out backstage wrestling news & rumors gossip like a teenage girl in high school. Thinks highly of himself because he's an "insider" and annoys WWE/TNA employees with questions about mindless, trivial information regarding wrestlers' personal lives. Also likes to criticize wrestlers/managers/storylines at will like he's God's gift to wrestling, meanwhile he has not the heart nor the balls to step in a wrestling ring and take a bump or learn about the business.

Fan#1: Hey did you read the Wrestling Observer? Dave Meltzer is reporting that people backstage have been reporting that Shawn Michaels doesnt cut his toenails
Fan#2: Dave Meltzer is a fucking mark. Who cares about what he has to say?

by elfantasma January 14, 2009

meltzer

Slang terminology for the product of a bowel movement.

Man, I don't know what I ate but dang, I just left a big meltzer.

by Left Wing February 5, 2014

mom melter

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

Face Melter

A heavy metal solo that is so awesome and powerful, it causes one's face to melt.

-Man, that solo from Master of Puppets is sucha face melter.

-Bust a face melter!

by Teknofreak642 March 20, 2004

melter

A person that talks absoulte shite and so much of it your brain feels like its starting to melt.

Tina Vortex
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"I wish she'd shut up she's really melting my head"

by GUer March 17, 2005