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Beatus Meatus 

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe
"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
Beatus Meatus by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018

Melusine 

A beautiful , amazing girl . The most reliable friend you will ever find . She's funny , intelligent and extremely ambitious . She get's everything she wants and deserves it . I love her , you will too !
- That girl wants to go to Yale

- What ?! She'll never manage that

- She's a Melusine , bet you she will !
To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.
I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.

Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?
Meltstaff by Campaigner February 19, 2015
Name: Means Shepard, Melusi's are usually quite caring but can get aggressive when provoked. They're ridiculously intelligent and have high aspirations for everything they do. They always achieve they're goals. On a downside Melusi's are mostly quite lazy. When angered they can get extremely aggressive and would strike out at any living breathing thing. Due to their caring persona's they are usually gyalist's and know how to treat they're women like queens.
"Dahm, that nigga Melusi just slumped that cracker for touching his chicken wings"
melusi by RealNiggaBoss123 July 19, 2014

Melusional

Someone who is; (1) either entirely self obsessed and won’t stop talking about themselves, or; (2) someone that tells constant, compulsive lies about themselves, usually in the form of bragging or storytelling in an attempt to appear cool.
Dude is so Melusional! He called from LA and told us he dated Carmen Electra after he saw her eating in a restaurant in Westwood.

Meatus Wangus 

1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.
Meatus Wangus by sam ward June 15, 2007