Slang term for the urinary meatus (aka the hole at the tip of your dick)
If you have a dick without a meatus, you're a fucking freak.
by Bu Bugmont February 11, 2005
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1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"
by Jobyn April 16, 2010
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The gaping jaw of a penis, located on the tip; known as the meatus. It is the ogre of japseyes.
"Hey Purple, want to stick your tongue down my sticky meatus?"

"DAYM SURE SON LET ME SEE THEM MUSCLES"
by TrollAnus January 07, 2015
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A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on
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1) A pseudo-medical term for male reproductive organs
When I had my physical, the nurse had to grope my Meatus Wangus, but I didn't mind.
by sam ward May 27, 2007
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