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Meddling white trash ex-wife
A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
Meddling white trash ex-wife by your mom and your dad May 21, 2007
Meddling Minutes
The romantic fan pairing of Clockwork and Dark Danny/Dan Phantom from the Nickelodeon show Danny Phantom. One of the more popular ships.
Person A: Okay, but isn't Meddling Minutes a bit problematic?
Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.
Person B: Fair enough.
Person B: Yeah, but at this point I'm too far down in shipping hell to care at this point.
Person B: Fair enough.
Meddling Minutes by ThatShittyHomestuckWeeb October 27, 2018
meddling kids
a group of violent gang affiliated criminals named "the meddling kids" their members consist of :
dumb blonde
hippie
college boy
nerd
and whore
dumb blonde
hippie
college boy
nerd
and whore
meddling kids : "we got em gang!"
innocent man who did nothing at all : "if it werent for these meddling kids i would see my family again!"
innocent man who did nothing at all : "if it werent for these meddling kids i would see my family again!"
meddling kids by squidwad goalbat December 15, 2020
meddling manlet
A quarrelsome and small-minded manlet who is prone to ineffectively inserting himself into grown-up issues and conversations in a futile attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his dwarfish life and despite the fact that grown-up subject matter goes right over his pea-brained, little head. 1978, Maryland State Delegate and absolute manlet Isaiah Dixon who hilariously tried to legislatively ban the playing of Randy Newman's musical masterpiece Short People on the radio is a good example of this phenomenon, as well as disgraced video game producer and miserable manlet boy Tiny Todd Howard who, because of his effeminate petiteness and overpowering Napoleon complex, has childishly ruined many video games with his transparent and preposterous tall tales.
Lol, why is that squealing manlet stuck headfirst in that trashcan over there? The meddling manlet tried to stop a group of children from riding that roller coaster because he was denied entrance due to his girlish height, so the kids threw him in the trash where he belongs. The trashcan must be like an aircraft hangar to that microscopic manlet boy. Hahahahaha!
meddling manlet by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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