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melontitious 

ADJ.
1. Having large breasts of exquisite shape and firmness
2. Breasts that are as large and juicy as cantalopes or other melons
Did you see the rack on that girl? She was most melontitious.
melontitious by HGator September 19, 2008
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melonious 

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc
Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious
melonious by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious 

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.
Check out that melonious babe walking this way.
melonious by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melonidous 

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)
"omg guys i have melonidous"
melonidous by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

melonious 

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance
Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.
melonious by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

Melonious 

Breasts that are swollen like melons
My boobs are completely melonious today!
Melonious by BBBruce June 8, 2018
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