Melon Chop

a sexual movement where:
A. a guy slaps a girl's melons/tits/tatas so hard she cums and moans

John: i just gave stacy a melon chop while i was titfucking her
Mark: Cool!

by Creamcheems February 4, 2021

chop your melon

Karate chopping a friend or lovers butt crack

im gunna chop your melon if you keep fucking with me

by Quincy quaps June 23, 2015

Meloncholy

When watermelons look sad. Often confused with the word melancholy

Guy 1: Those watermelons really look meloncholy.
Guy 2: Isn't it melancholy?
Guy 1: Josh, these are words we're speaking out loud.

by DeathIsImminant October 27, 2018

meloncholy

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.

As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.

by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011

Meloncholy

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...

by AlbusOK October 25, 2007

Meloncholy.

The Choly Of Melons.
Simalar to Meloncoddle
The coddle of melons.

Person #1-Hey stop that meloncholy.
Person #2-what?

by Humera/Nells February 21, 2009

Meloncholera

The worst type of melon, but the BEST type of cholera!

Yo, he got both good AND bad types of meloncholeras, d(aw)g!

by Bambii Bans AIDS September 16, 2018