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melomania 

a fobia of not having music in your head constantly as in, music or mental hospital.
Stfu bro stop with the tapping n shit.

sorry man. I got melomania
melomania by parel vallei May 17, 2017

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Melolagnia 

Sexual arousal caused by music.
"Hey is it weird that I masturbate to music not porn? I have certain songs that I love to masturbate to, and certain parts always make me come. But I don't think the song itself is sexy at all!"

"Nah bro, sounds like melolagnia to me. All good."
Melolagnia by dapperchapper July 21, 2017
A hot, rockin' Mama who lives life to the fullest and is as free as the wind. You can try to corral her, but you will never succeed! She can hang with the best of them.
That woman is so Melonia.
Melonia by wudntuliketoknow2 February 7, 2010
Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)
Damn Melania looks hot today
Melania by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014

Melomaniac 

Someone who has an extreme love for music.
Someone who is almost addicted to music
Do you know the girl who always listens to music? She's a Melomaniac.
Melomaniac by _BaccoX December 22, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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