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caleb meisner

Dirty hands; doesn't take showers; needs some damn soap; smokes weed with Andrew Nicholas; White; looks asian

Chippewa 2019
Okemos
Did Caleb Meisner ever wash his dirty hands yet?
caleb meisner by okemos kid May 1, 2019

kimmie meissner 

17 year old girl who is the 2006 World Figure Skating Champion.
Kimmie Meissner is going to beat Sasha Cohen at the next Nationals.

Meisnered 

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked
Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro
Meisnered by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023
a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.
a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"
Meisner by washtub December 20, 2008
A nazi name given to bratzenn
He had a meisner moustache
meisner by frizlejasd October 23, 2007

Meissner 

Of, or relating to, a homosexual.
Next door was a meissner boy who liked playing with dolls.
Meissner by Dr. Henry Anderson November 26, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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