Meissner

Of, or relating to, a homosexual.

Next door was a meissner boy who liked playing with dolls.

by Dr. Henry Anderson November 26, 2010

Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.

Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.

by Johnald P November 13, 2018

kimmie meissner

17 year old girl who is the 2006 World Figure Skating Champion.

Kimmie Meissner is going to beat Sasha Cohen at the next Nationals.

by ShesaMarshmellow August 29, 2006

messner

nice, sweet and a very hot name

messner is very cute

by cute234567 October 28, 2015

caleb meisner

Dirty hands; doesn't take showers; needs some damn soap; smokes weed with Andrew Nicholas; White; looks asian

Chippewa 2019
Okemos

Did Caleb Meisner ever wash his dirty hands yet?

by okemos kid May 1, 2019

Meisnered

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked

Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro

by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023

Meisner

a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.

a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"

by washtub December 20, 2008