Meisnered
When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked
Meisnered by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023
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Messmered
1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003
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caleb meisner
Dirty hands; doesn't take showers; needs some damn soap; smokes weed with Andrew Nicholas; White; looks asian
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caleb meisner by okemos kid May 1, 2019
Meisner
a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.
a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"
miznered
1) hey, did your hear FBC miznered someone today!
2) John : what the fuck did you do to my room???
Robson: my friend, youve just been miznered
2) John : what the fuck did you do to my room???
Robson: my friend, youve just been miznered
miznered by stevenickson February 21, 2009
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