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Meisnered 

When you tell someone the bump is going to hit them less hard but the reality is exponentially stronger and then you’re fucked
Dude, you fucking meisnered me bro
Meisnered by Jmagicbean August 13, 2023
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Messmered 

1.) When everybody you know, and some you don't make fun of you non-stop.
2.) When everyone looks at you as the biggest homo around.
3.) When a freshman shoots down a Senior asking them to prom.
"You got so messmered by everyone tonight, god you fuckin' gay."
Messmered by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003

milnered 

When somebody changes something in program code that breaks something else the the person has a day off so someone else has to fix it.
X changed this code yesterday and now it doesn't work, X isn't here to fix it so we have to. We've been milnered.
milnered by Twas I January 28, 2005

caleb meisner

Dirty hands; doesn't take showers; needs some damn soap; smokes weed with Andrew Nicholas; White; looks asian

Chippewa 2019
Okemos
Did Caleb Meisner ever wash his dirty hands yet?
caleb meisner by okemos kid May 1, 2019
a) When skiing or snowboarding coming to an abrupt stop in front of someone and spraying him or her with snow.
b) While having sex, right before the male jizzes he comes to a complete stop and walks off.
a) "You should have seem me on the slopes today I pulled a Meisner on that hoe!"
b) Person A: "Did you do your girlfriend last night?"
Person B: "No I pulled a Meisner"
Meisner by washtub December 20, 2008
A nazi name given to bratzenn
He had a meisner moustache
meisner by frizlejasd October 23, 2007

miznered 

1) using your fat fingers to make ones pussy explode
2) the victim of a horrible horrible prank
1) hey, did your hear FBC miznered someone today!
2) John : what the fuck did you do to my room???
Robson: my friend, youve just been miznered
miznered by stevenickson February 21, 2009
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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