Megnut

someone who has a unnaturaly small penis, and/or a gay fish

megnut is an alias for Jake Wagner

"that guy has a megnut"
"that guy is such a megnut"

Megnut by Not A Megnut November 8, 2009

magnut 

A inter-dimensional Minecraft Pufferfish that was originally created as a torture device by two Minecraft players, who is now perceived as a God. He has traveled far across the Minecraft multiverse. Capable of great power, this Pufferfish can manipulate the weather, reincarnate itself, and travel across multiple servers. While you may not know it, magnut is probably in your server. If you have a Pufferfish as a pet or come across one, take it. Name it magnut to unleash it's true power. But beware, magnut is no joke. He is and always will be the God of your Minecraft server.

Holy shit! I just got struck by lightning. It must be magnut.

magnut by seykamocha August 25, 2022

mugnut 

A mild expletive, to describe someone that is a bit of an idiot, plum or wally. Can be used for any kind of situation where a daft decision or comment is made. Can also be shouted in a gruff or silly voice to add a little comedy value! :)

Can you believe he has odd socks on, what a mugnut!

mugnut by dystrom June 16, 2011

magnutz

When wearing loose baggy underwear or going commando on a hot day and your sack sticks to your leg.

Damn Rollo! u squirmin roun like u gots the magnutz!

magnutz by teegee September 30, 2005

megnutt02 

A tiktok user who got her underage nudes leaked for no reason

Hey Dude!
Yeah Dude??
Did you hear megnutt02 got her nudes leaked for no reason?
Yeah, Its pretty upsetting bro.

megnutt02 by ItsWiffleOn Tiktok May 9, 2020

megout 

A faster way of saying "make out"

hey gab!

hi rex!

megout?

hell naw!

megout by Mr.Jailbait February 9, 2010

MEnut Butter 

The butter than comes from my nuts
Me=Me
Nut=My Nuts
Butter=Substance like semen
Hence Menut butter
Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?
Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.
Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.
Lisa: Oh
Me: So, what will it be?
Lisa: Can I have both?
Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.
Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.
Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

MEnut Butter by SHADOWSKY June 28, 2009