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Megan's Law 

A law that makes paroled sex offenders register, no questions asked.
Bubba had to become a registered sex offender after having sex with a 12 year old girl
Megan's Law by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Megan's Law 

And unfair, ignorant, knee jerk, outrageous, irrational, reaction to bad guys doing bad things and causing good guys who do good things to suffer humiliation and ridicule.
Another life ruined because of megans law.
Megan's Law by Skipper McNally December 16, 2003

Megan's Law 

1 : A law for sex offenders.

2 : A amazing song by Megan who tore up Nicki, as nicki attempted to come back with 5 songs.
Gal 1: Have you listened to Megan's law?

Dude 1 : Bro, you mean the thing for OFFENDERS?

Gal 1 : no dumbass, i'm talking about the song by Megan.
Megan's Law by 'sepphie May 10, 2024

Megan's Law CD's 

These are CD's containing the names and addresses and social security numbers and other identifers of those convicted of any conduct an extreme right wing, neofascist majority wishes to define as any sex offense. This is a specific category of humans targeted for sub-human treatment and status by a modern day lynch mob. Being seen naked by a peeping Tom or Toni, through your own window, could make you into a sex offender, and, thereafter, you will be equated with those who molest little children and then murder them. The issuance of the Megan's Law CD is to ensure and even encourage societal vigilanteeism and vengeance, while officially discouraging it with idle threats of prosecutions that will never be brought. Megan's Law is a societal overreaction to a horrible reality society is causing--sex offenders--and it a by-product largely of hysteria fanned by law enforcement and extreme right wing politicos who wish to capitalize on the climate of fear they say they will save you from with even harsher and more severe, Draconian, modern-day Blue Laws. The Megan's Law CD is the 21st Century equivalent of the Witch Hunts of Salem. It doesn't protect the public it only creates a niche for imposing targeted but condoned cruelty, often against marginalized citizens with severe health care needs but no real threat to society.
Nancy: Did you get your Megan's Law CD's information today?
Betty: Yeah, sure did, now I can go and get that sick pervert on the other side of town and destroy his life! I feel so powerful!
Nancy: What did he do?
Betty: Well, he's a sex offender, that must mean he raped a little infant and cut off her head, after torturing the poor thing for six months!
Nancy: Ah, well, he was, ah, arrested for indecent exposure--he was nekkid on his front lawn, tanked.
Betty: So what! That sick pervert! I want him slaughtered!
Megan's Law CD's by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

Meghan’s Law 

Wayyy worse than Megans Law. The ultimate act of perving. Can’t get any more perverted.
You always have to bring it to that Meghan’s Law level.
Meghan’s Law by Meghan’s bff January 29, 2019

Megan Slaw 

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.
My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.
Megan Slaw by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020