chuss

A common term used in Pakistan, specially Punjab area to denote extremely lame jokes. It is also used to refer to a person who is trying to be over efficient but ends up being very lame.

Person 1: Why is 9 afraid of 7 ???
Person 2: dont know

Person 1: cause 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)
Person 2: What a chuss man, that stinks bad..

by manuphus January 13, 2010

chuss

A cheesy, pusy substance

I squeezed another zit and chuss came out

by mentboy February 11, 2009

chuss

An exclamation of joy, rooted in the gradual perversion of the word "yes".
Yes -> chyea/chyes -> chuss

"I just aced that bitch of a test! Chuss!"
"Chuss! I'm gettin' laid tonight!"
"Chuss!"

by Garrettm4a1 June 25, 2007

chuss

Bad, or pertaining to something that is not good.

Tygerr is chuss.
Kate is also chuss
Rick is not chuss.

by Rick Chen June 01, 2005

chuss

word meaning 'trust', as preferred by rappers

"Brothers need to unite the raver more chuss me all ive ever done is unite the raasclaat raver and im still tryna make it myself chuss me...."

by Stegaroo August 17, 2011

chuss

The combination of being a wuss and a chump

Mark is chuss.
That thing that Michael did was so chuss.
Rachel is not chuss at all.

by bananaboat71 October 14, 2009

Chuss

Vaginal Discharge. The sound it makes is like taking a wide mouth jar of mayonnaise and punching it full speed *flarp*. Can be used in combination with other words in noun and adjective form

You're such a chuss.

Shut up, Chuss Norris.

by Blueprint4Disaster February 18, 2011