Meetyverse

A universe where all correspondence takes place over online meetings, hours upon hours of meetings.

More so, meetings which take place over the "Metaverse"

Do you want to go for a walk at lunch today?
Sorry, I'm in the Meetyverse all day today.

Meetyverse by pswilde October 12, 2022

Metaverse 

The Matrix, but lamer and with NFTs for some reason. Product of Mark Zuckerberg's endless quest to make all of our lives worse

The metaverse is a load of crap, Zuckerberg is even dumber than he looks if he thinks I'm spending money on his lame VR headsets

Metaverse by Eat cheetos, don't elect them December 13, 2021

Metaverse 

The reason Zuck lost 30 billion dollars in one day

Zuck: I hope you enjoy your stay in the Metaverse!
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(

Metaverse by TRE_ February 7, 2022

metaverse 

Mark Zuckerberg's vr playground? nobody rly knows wtf the metaverse is

Im a real human, beep bop, back to the metaverse I go

metaverse by Anonymous Granny November 5, 2021

Metaverse 

A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.

Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”

Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”

Metaverse by Don_Paul August 17, 2022

metaverse 

One particular term often used to characterize any hypothetical future form of the Internet. Coined by Neal Stephenson in the book "Snow Crash".
See also: wordWired/word, wordMatrix/word.

You can give us all the metaverse-advancing technology in the world, and we'll still use it for pornography.

metaverse by Black Monkey Mage August 17, 2003

Meatverse

The meatverse is the opposite of the metaverse, also known as real life.

“Hey boys, I’m logging off to enjoy some time in the meatverse. Enjoy the NFTs my dudes.”

Meatverse by Esmerelda Weatherwax March 4, 2022