meetup 

Anything from a platonic hangout between two chums or pals (usually of opposite genders) to a date with the intent to possibly begin romantic relations.

"Ahh Potatoes!"

"What's wrong man?"
"I just drove to Los Angeles on a meetup with a female!"
"Do have feelings for her?"
"Nope, just a dandy meetup between two pals!"

OR

"I got a meetup with my female tomorrow!"
"You silly boy! You go on meetups every day!"

meetup by ballerfrombollywood March 20, 2018

Meetup 

What young women on Tinder call selling their bodies for money. See:Ho, Hooker, etc.

I can’t find a legit girl on Tinder. They’re all selling meetups for fifty three hundred dollars.

Meetup by 2Old2Bhere October 7, 2020

Meetup whore 

A women or man that signs up for several meetup.com events every day of the year and goes to at least 4 per week. They have no social lives outside of meetup.com
The women are fat, ugly old maid spinsters and the men are desperate pathetic losers with no game who can't get laid.

Are you a single fat bitch over 35 desperate to pop out a couple of rug rats or snag a sucker? Then you're a meetup whore!

Meetup whore by massiveerection December 15, 2009

meetup.com 

Meetup website for pathetic losers with no lives. Its craiglist in person. 90% of events have the same 20 people like arrogant pricks chris redman and daniel lum who can't meet friends or romantic partners. The organizers are anal retentive obsessive control freaks.

Daniel Lum and Chris Redman are meetup.com addicts because they have no social lives without it.

meetup.com by shitmeister June 8, 2014

Sneaker Meetup 

A meetup that usually takes place around nighttime where the boys will go out and and see what they can finesse. The boys will bring out their finest pairs to trade for money or other pairs. A common tradition in sneaker meetups is to be extremely sus and kiss the homies when nobody's looking.

Homie 1: Ight we headin' to the sneaker meetup boutta see what we can finesse
Homie 2: Ight bro we got the amazon boxer 5's whatcha want?
Homie 1: WHOOEE, damn boy those are fine ill give you eight bitcoin
Homie 2: Alright thanks man, *smooches*

Homie 1: *smooches back*

Sneaker Meetup by w_hat August 23, 2020

Pethead Meetup 

The necessary get together of the Pethead family before and after a Pet Shop Boys show.
The getting together of old and new fans of Pet Shop Boys.

“Where is the Pethead Meetup?”

Pethead Meetup by LeZazous August 12, 2018

meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.

My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.

meet-free meetup by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011