Meesker 

A slur for being a big fucking dumbass who's doesn't go to the gym in the morning on presidents day

These meeskers need to go to the fucking gym

Meesker by Wooskermeeskerfeesker February 14, 2021

Meskerem 

Meskerem is a beautiful, tall stylish girl. Very social and fun to hang with. She’s optimistic and driven by equality for all. She has beautiful features like her eyes and smile. She very sensitive but she doesn’t let anyone see that side of her. If you’re lucky enough to be friends with her, you have a friend for life.

Meskerem is so gorgeous

Meskerem by Meskerem August 24, 2019

meeskees 

A word made up by the infamous fellow who goes by "the Garcs" in order to describe pure cocaine

Bust out the meeskees so we can do some lines.

meeskees by Meeskees February 1, 2017

Measker Wheat 

One who cannot make maps
One who votes for himself
One who doesn't take no for an answer

Oh, Brooke? Don't worry, she's not a Measker Wheat.

Measker Wheat by emberjexxter November 25, 2021

Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark

did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!

leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Meeker Middle School 

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks

Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches

Meeker Middle School by Yourmovemeeker January 23, 2019