When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
by The beater of the elderly April 1, 2007
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A meester is that special guy in your life that you're crazy in love with. A meester is the guy you're seeing when you know that you want to be with him forever. It is a branch off of mister.
Maxwell loves Eric, and wants to be with him forever. Therefore, Eric is Maxwell's meester.
by miniwheatsguy June 13, 2010
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An absolute slaughter of the word Mister. Usually used in an conjunction with a normal name; once used, nicknames ensue.
Person 1: Meester Robert! Over here!

Robert: FML
by Lord Benjamin Haha Volio June 4, 2010
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The way Emily's dads spanish immigrant workers say mister.
You buy beers today,Meester.
Meeeeeeeeeester!!
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brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
by gossip girl :D November 18, 2007
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What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.
Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.
by Willis December 10, 2003
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White person: "May I have a Dr. Pepper?"
Mexican waiter: "Iz Meester Peeb okay?"
by FTW KREEZY November 28, 2007
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