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Meeker Middle School 

Fake ass ghetto wannabes that always be picking fights. Always taking shit and act like they’re shit when they all soft cocks
Damn those Meeker Middle School kids always be acting like little bitches
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This is a person who is a godless sodomite. A giant marauding killing machine who is frequently approached by Satan and Omar Kadafi for advice on how to kill people's resolve and suck out their souls.

When this person walks into a room, all the happiness and warmth is sucked out, not unlike a Dementor. With the charm of a flatulent substitute chemistry teacher, this person is commonly compared with Bill O'Reilly, Freddy Kruger, and Lord Voldemort.
Small child: "Oh my God, this is terrifying! Please get this Meeker away from me Mommy!!"
Meeker by EWalker November 12, 2011

meekered 

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect
Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!
meekered by The Mann June 24, 2006
a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma
"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"
meeker by metro anthony November 15, 2005
MEEKER MEEKER MEEKER (prank phone calls)
meeker by christine September 6, 2004
A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".
Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche
meeker by Kenny Kihara June 16, 2004