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mediterranean back
A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.
mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009
Mediterranean leg tits
Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010
Mediterranean Penis
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020
Mediterranean Hammock
When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.
After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.
Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020
Mediterranean Broom
A method of removing leaves and debris from driveways, footpaths etc. using a garden hose. Favoured by older Italian and Greek men in the western suburbs of Sydney.
Despite water restrictions being enforced, Stavros cleaned up his conrete front yard with the Mediterranean Broom.
Mediterranean Broom by Daveyyyy10 December 6, 2011
mediterranean meat hook
When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.
mediterranean meat hook by Razor Train March 10, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026