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Meat whore 

Someone who is obsessed with meat. Bacon for breakfast, hamburger for lunch, and steak for dinner. These are the people who would eat a live chicken or a moose's cock if it could earn them a few bucks. They hunt and fish with their sons day and night and are often diehard Republicans who are religious as fuck and often send their kids to school wearing camo pants. They almost always have a deep hatred for all vegans and vegetarians, and ask them questions about if they would eat a pig if they were on a deserted island. They would stab their mom for a slim jim and would assassinate the CEO of PETA for some fried chicken.
Jessica: I told John that I was thinking of becoming a vegan, and he bitch-slapped me!
Marissa: OMG, he is SUCH a meat whore!
Meat whore by SlutVista November 2, 2013
Words you can keep

Texas meat whore

A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time
Steve is being treated like a Texas meat whore at his job.
Texas meat whore by definitlee September 15, 2021

whore meat 

Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).

Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.

"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.

"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
whore meat by scodder July 8, 2010

Like a meat-eating whore

To spend your money as fast as you get it, with reckless abandon.
She would spend her money like a meat-eating whore.

Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter 

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter

metawhore 

Somebody that uses excessive metaphors in their speech/work.
A: Inifite strands of glimmering ebony silk dances around the ...
B: Shut up you metawhore, it's called HAIR.
metawhore by accidental October 20, 2005

Metawhorephosis 

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
Metawhorephosis by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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